This Ain't No Nutkin

No sooner I relate a story involving a Poacher who shot a deer on someone's private property and the Game Officer brain numbingly foregoes the evidence (bullet ridden, dead, furry deer) and prosecutes the property owners for having a squirrel (Nutkin) as a pet that a beautiful, young woman is shot and killed getting into her car in her own driveway in a seperate incident only a week later.. And yes...Pennsylvania. Same state.
Yeah...Run-on sentence. I'm bummed.